I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

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no hope for you even at all

Okay honestly it didn't hit me how funny the concept of Weird Al's Even Worse album is until I found out they'd have gone on sale side by side.

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"Hmmm, do I want Bad, or Even Worse?"

Sometimes Twitter is good

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I thought originally the customer was just offended someone sent them a cake celebrating the Philadelphia PD.

Obsessed with this girl. Queen shit.

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"The entire bar is empty!" Because they were closing. And you came in late.

Obsessed with this girl. Queen shit.

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"The entire bar is empty!" Because they were closing. And you came in late.

Reblog to be impregnated by Satan!

Love the part in Evil Dead 2 where Jake is being dragged into the cellar and Annie is trying to drag him out by the legs, but even when she's getting hit by a torrent of blood she's still pulling, like

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Girl he's soup

I'm watching the behind the scenes, it was 55 gallons of fake blood. Let me reiterate that.

55 gallons. Of fake blood.

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Thank you for the insight into how many fake people had to contribute their blood for this moment

“No adult should be telling children that they’re safe, it is creepy as hell.”

Transphobes act like they’re “protecting kids” and then say shit like this completely unprompted and unironically.

Tennant?

TENNANT?

She's coming for David Tennant??

OK BUT REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF THIS:

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The pin reads "You are safe with me."

So if anyone out there STILL wants to hang on to that H@rry-P*tter-adjacent username

GO FUCK YOURSELF

Why did she change her name from Kellie-Jay Keen to Posie Parker? Is she trying to confuse people into thinking she's actress Parker Posey?

Anyone who supports ether kellie-jay keen otherwise know as poise Parker and JK Rowling needs to get off my dash and stop fallowing me.

It doesn't even refer to children in any way! It's from the Gayprideshop.co.uk and it looks like this.

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What a stupid fucking maneuver. Graham Lineham lost his agent, his marriage, and his career after making the same accusations against Tennant for wearing a "Leave Trans Kids Alone" t-shirt and this random transphobe thinks she can make a swing based on literally nothing at all? Good fucking luck.

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”

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